Elementary school playgrounds taught us that there is something deliciously naughty about saying the word "penis." In fact, this was once the height of classroom humor.
(In the classroom) Johnny: Hey, Everybody! Penis Everybody: HahAhAHhAhhAhahHAhAhahhahAHhAhhHAH!Whereas in the home, such bathroom language was not appreciated. (In the home) Johnny: Guess what, Mom! Penis! Mom: -=SLAP!=- Johnny: Oh.And so, its naughtiness was magnified, and with it, its potential comedy value, and inside all of us there remains a dark little Johnny who yearns to break the rules, who longs to rebel against what our parents told us exactly not to do, who aches to cry out the word "penis!" And thus was created the Penis Game. Here's how it works. Person 1 says "penis" very, very quietly. Person 2 says it a tiny bit louder. Then Person 1 says it again, a tiny bit louder than the second person, and the volume builds and builds upon itself until you are shamelessly shouting and screaming the word "PENIS" at the top of your lungs. This is preferrably done in a diner or on a bus or just about any place with lots of strangers around. Whoever fails to say "penis" louder than the last person -- be it because of reluctance or because it just can't get any louder -- loses. The first key is to place yourself in a situation where you have absolutely no business shouting anything at all, let alone the anatomical terms for male body parts. The second key is to let go of your shame. I know it's hard; that's why it's fun! You must understand, though, that I did not make this game up myself; it is a time-honored tradition treasured by the bored, immature teenagers of America. So the next time you find yourself slouched in the cafeteria or in the elevator, unable to eke out any intelligent conversation with your friends, why not try something new! What you've learned here today can provide countless fun-filled hours of laughter, but only if you have the guts to play. And remember, it's like Marsha Young said, "The best part about the Penis Game is that you don't need a penis to play it!" Want to see the biggest penis movies and pictures warning these penis are so big the will damage a pussy Big Penis Action |
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